Lessee, I am freshly 40, a Mom of 2 amazing kids, left handed, left leaning, smirky, tattoodled, sometimes depressed, mostly amused female person of pale skin. What else? I work as a freelance writer, web designer, postpartum doula and I am in midwifery school. I was born a writer, before I could read my Mom tells me I used to pick letters out of the newspaper, and eat them. She coulda been high wafting on the those early 70's fumes, I DON'T KNOW.